Notes from Suburbia

11th April 2012

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Rules of a Hawkey Fan

• 1. It it TOEWS (taves), not TOES. If you say it wrong, you will be eternally shunned.
• 2. Tazer is our captain, forever and always. He would look wrong wearing any other sweater.
• 3. Yes, Kaner is kind of a hot-headed, arrogant little bitch. But he is our hot-headed arrogant little bitch.
• 4. Hating on Corey Crawford is like hating on an adorable little three-year-old with big, fat cheeks. That's child abuse.
• 5. Viktor Stalberg is the fastest player in the league. Don't try to argue that.
• 6. You scream and yell and freak out during the anthem at the Madhouse. You are not only reppin' our team, but also our country.
• 7. When the other team is in the lead, after the initial shock is over, you don't continue to hate, you have faith that they can comeback and get it done.
• 8. Being a Canucks & a Blackhawks fan is like the biggest eternal sin you can commit.
• 9. You understand that when something about Coach Quennville is announced, the crowd is not boo-ing. They are QQQQQ-ing.
• 10. Andrew Shaw knows where the 2010 Stanley Cup-winning puck is. #shawfacts
• 11. There is no greater bromance than Kaner & Tazers'.
• 12. It is understood that Tazer has the best ass in all of North America.
• 13. Duncs & Seabs make up the best d-line in the league.
• 14. You believe & pray in a girl named Chelsea.
• 15. The world around you stops when the Hawks game is on. You get royally pissed off at anyone who tries to talk/make plans with you while you're watching it.
• 16. You can quote Eddie & Pats' famous lines. "BIG SAAAAVE!"
• 17. Seeing Niemi in a Sharks jersey makes you want to cry. Big, fat tears.
• 18. It is perfectly acceptable to replace "Let's go, Hawks!" with "Detroit sucks" when the Red Wings play at the Madhouse.
• 19. You want to gorge the eyeballs out of all the Detroit fans who boo the big Hoss when they play in their arena.
• 20. Baby Toews. Nuff said.
• 21. Patrick Sharp is the most beautiful man in Chicago.
• 22. Learn how to pronounce Hjalmarsson. Or be laughed at for a long time.
• 23. We stick together through thick & thin, because we all just have ONE GOAL.

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